Monday, December 23, 2013

The Twelve Days of Barkmas

 
On the first day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
A puddle on-my wood floor!

On the second day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Two bitten heels!
...and a puddle, on-my wood floor!

On the third day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Three lost socks!
Two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the fourth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Four squealing birds!
Three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the fifth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the sixth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Six ways to whimper!
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the seventh day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Seven jumping kisses!
Six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the eighth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Eight spots-a-yellow-snow!
Seven jumping kisses, six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the ninth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Nine mangled rawhides!
Eight spots-a-yellow-snow, seven jumping kisses, six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the tenth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Ten toilet lickings!
Nine mangled rawhides, eight spots-a-yellow-snow, seven jumping kisses, six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the eleventh day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Eleven window pawprints!
Ten toilet lickings, nine mangled rawhides, eight spots-a-yellow-snow, seven jumping kisses, six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!


On the twelfth day of Barkmas my true friend gave to me,
Twelve steaming dumpings!
Eleven window pawprints, ten toilet lickings, nine mangled rawhides, eight spots-a-yellow-snow, seven jumping kisses, six ways to whimper,
Five – Itch - ing – Fleas !!!
Four squealing birds, three lost socks, two bitten heels, and a puddle, on-my wood floor!